Half a Person

December 19th, 2007

And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I’ll tell you the story of my life:
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to London and I

I booked myself in at the Y … W.C.A.
I said : “I like it here - can I stay?
I like it here - can I stay?
And do you have a vacancy
For a Back-scrubber?”

[The Smiths]