What do you gain by knowing my name?
I have a new one every night,
and following the voice of instinct
I launch out into a hunt…
I imagine, doll, that a man
-more than that: a sincere lover-
who dares to lose his respect for me.
don’t you want to try?
I gave the barman a thousand as a tip,
I drained the beer in one gulp,
Guessed right whoever named this bar
“the temple of thrill”.
Worse for the Sun that sets at seven
in a cradle of sea and snores,
while I myself
lift up the skirt of the Moon.
[Peor para el sol - Joaquín Sabina]
May 20th, 2006
The Java programming language is famous for being too efficient. Even the most complex programs written in Java, like Adobe Photoshop or Microsoft Windows ME, can run with only 640 bytes of RAM, at near instantaneous speed. And because Java is platform independent, this speed is achieved regardless of the machine it’s running on. For instance, Java 1.2 can compute an infinite loop in as little as 1.2 minutes—hence the name. As such, it is very seldom used in the corporate world, which values slow, bloated breasts that requires constant upgrades. It is therefore used primarily by university students to create illegal file sharing software, like Microsoft Outlook. In the late eighteenth century, there were some thousand riots because of Java. The reason for the riots was the bad generics implementation, causing Java to become open source. The efficiency is achieved by the use of bytecodes, though actual speed depends on how much code byting your processor can do. This is also the reason why sharks are better Java programmers.
[from Uncyclopedia]
May 19th, 2006
